Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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