Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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