They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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