So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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