fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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