North Korea, Best Korea!
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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