i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
