so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so let's talk penis.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
