whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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