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Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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