GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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