i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Congratulations! We have a period
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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