Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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