no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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