But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
What drink are we having for lunch?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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