your room smells of hookers.
And success
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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