you guys were way drunker than both of me
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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