I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
two words...techno handjob
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
