Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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