who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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