"it" just moved
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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