your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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