Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Randomize
