Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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