Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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