Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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