I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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