As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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