whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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