some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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