2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
