just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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