it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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