Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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