Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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