Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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