Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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