i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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