Its about making memories worth repressing
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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