What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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