Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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