i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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