at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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