It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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