The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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