remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
oh god the rape fog is back!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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