I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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