Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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