Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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