absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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